Box Fetish Kent
A poem written by a Welsh friend in honour of my buddy, K.C., stuck
with an Amazon seller charging him shipping *six times* for six separate
items shipped in *one box.* K.C. said he'd have seller send future
items in separate boxes to addresses all over town just to make a point.
After being asked whether he had a box fetish, he adopted the amazon
handle, boxfetish.
Box Fetish Kent found his money all went
on one cardboard secure for
The things he had sent.
So he had them boxed single
Upped his game on the cost
Now he's never looked back at the money he lost,
For he's earned well a name he now uses with pride -
But is it for the box or what jingles inside?
What jingles inside?
What jingles inside?
Well, some things are private (I'll let you decide).
No matter, no worries
True fetish for sure
No matter, no worries
True fetish...
No cure!
~V.P-C., Ceredigion, Wales
