Come, I will cult-lead you

 

I'm writing an alliterating and rhyming manual on how to tutor. It incorporates holistic, libertarian pedagogy exercised on private land. Embark upon environmental, personal, higher-risk learning with ropes, pulleys, bowdrills, cliff-side & tree-branch recitations, oral tradition in blindfolds, manual rock transport, & multilingual water immersion. You will multi-task during all activities, shifting organically between interrelated skill-sets. You will be physically and mentally exposed to alternating environments and multidimensional situations. As you synergistically work, your physical, mental and spiritual health will grow supple, vibrant, adaptable, integrated, and non-assuming. Your educators and audience consist exclusively of bona fide friends. Each day will be summarised before sleep -- Symbolically, demonstratively re-enacted in front of a communal fire. Everything will be recorded, then dramatically re-staged in front of everyone at least twice. Nothing will be confidential. There will be no such thing as not offering your own opinion. All arrangements will be non-professional. All rights to safety and not falling in love will be waived.