Scarlet Aqua

Helping K.C. move. With steady hands and stern faces, we move boxes all over town. Hundreds of boxes, carried by sober super men. Strong men, carrying boxes of water. The water's red. The water comes out of grapes. The water's 15% abv. But K.C. keeps more water than boxes. So empty wine-boxes I mean water-boxes go back to the Wine Room. New boxes are filled and brought to a special den at the top of some very steady stairs. We stack the goods - not one squeak of laughter. We lock the juice up in steel cages. No one gets in. No one can. No one has keys to the scarlet aqua. If we find any red water in a glass, we drain it straight down the pipes.